V

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

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[and so it was made known that jx becomes a grouchy creature if jx doesn't get enough sleep for 3 nights running. and i guess i was horrible horrible horrible. oh well. at that moment it seemed to me totally ridiculous, not to mention totally irrelevant, that you reacted that way. i'm not even going to talk about irrationality. then again, i'm not super rational or anything myself. so never mind. i don't know why i get irritated when people -expect- me to do weird things and give in to them and their whatevers. especially when these -expectations- obviously do not apply to these people. i wonder why why why why why. anyway. so for a moment i felt really pissed. i felt like telling you off. i felt like being sharp and blunt and totally unnice and saying hey can't you grow up and stop your nonsense. but if i did that it would be me overreacting. so i did what was best. ignored most of it and tried to be nice and i apologised to you. but i knew, i know, no matter what the outcome it would never have been a win-win situation anyway. and i dislike it when things can't work out nicely for everyone. totally frustrating. and i hope i'm not causing you irrevocable harm excessive trauma unnecessary unhappiness with what i do. i don't want to just be totally heartless and ignore you totally and file this away as complete nonsense and that's why i'm saying this at risk of unwelcome comments from people who don't know any better and start blaming me for everything as is usual if this does not make sense to you in the way it should then it probably has nothing to do with you have a nice day this is so excessive i should stop]

mea culpa